even though we all have our differences and opinions in the rvb fandom,
i like to think when it comes down to it we all agree on grimmons in some way, shape, or form
grimmons is the glue that holds us all together
Sarge comes up with the most ridiculous ideas and usually follows through on those ideas
He made Simmons a cyborg, he made the bomb in Church’s stomach unable to be disabled manually, he theorized they’d jumping into the future, he uses codeword and password for security, he thought Simmons went crazy for seeing a tank which they all already knew was there from before, he holds a competition for second in command with a wrench, a skull, and Donut, and Donut BARELY wins, he makes up entire conversations while talking to Lopez, blew up Tex’s ship for kicks, agrees to a dangerous mission in return for Wash demoting Grif, and a million other ridiculous things
And yet somehow, has managed to keep his team together for 11 fucking years.
Lopez, Grif, Donut and Simmons are all capable soldiers and react accordingly. Red Team is an actual team that balances each other and works together. :D
Also, there is no way that Sarge doesn’t know Spanish. (He just likes pretending he doesn’t).
Cyclonus was furious about something and then he gets cut off by the sound of the alarm and he just looks so fucking DONE with everything oH MY FCUKING GOD just look at how much this mech hates the world
Man somebody on my dash is doing some hilarious drunk blogging rn and it really makes me wish I had some booze
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
IMMA GONNA CRY